If the Government shuts down....

....we don't have to pay taxes right?

Hey, I got no fancy-dancy legal support for this but I am pretty sure it is true.

What d'ya mean "no"?

Would you buy "energy" from Enron right now?

Of course not......because they are SHUT DOWN!

I am going to buy a pinball game with the money.

Let them repossess it if they want to go to court!