I think Christian Rock is kind of a mismatch....

....for both Christianity and rock & roll.

When Jesus comes back, I bet he puts an end to all that.

Remember Los Lobos?

They just came out and trimmed my neighbor's trees!

Kirsten Dunst

Born on today's date, Kirsten Dunst.

"The hardest job an actor can do is all this pretend, all this screaming and being scared for your life."

So Britain has their queen!

Oh that's right. Camilla!

Her bodyguards are professionally trained, right?

Wait a second!

These people don't rule?!

Come again!

What do they do then?

Then what was this thing all about?!

Why would anybody try and overthrow them?

Totally perplexed!

(The one on the left looks like a real pistol though)

Ok, Britain you can put away those hats now!

You made your point.........which was.........well I don't know.

If I am France, I would look across the water and think, "We can take them!"

Hey, how'd you get in here?!

We're doing..........ummm stuff.

Hey, the less you know, the better ok?

Now do you remember the way you came in?

Some days I feel pretty good

But others, I just end up focusing on the "Pluto is not a planet" thing.

Mike Babcock

Born on today's date, Mike Babcock.

"Don't dive and embellish it. If you're from Western Canada, don't do that."

Regarding the alleged diving habits of the Sharks Devin Setoguchi and the physical nature of hockey in Western Canada.

Look at my new masterpiece!

I don't know.

I just drew it on an impulse!

Shhh!

We can't let the adoption agency see this or that would really mess up the plans!

We love you Lady Gaga!

Get better soon!

Oh, don't worry! She is fine. Well as far as I know.

Just experimenting with some preemptive posts.

Don't much about ladies....

....but I do know that you don't 'diss' the Royal Wedding around them.

Not unless you have a PHD in "Wanna get stabbed".

Don't even smirk.

John Daly

Born on today's date, John Daly.

"There are probably some things I could do to keep my flexibility up, but I'd rather smoke, drink and eat."

Hey (the) Donald!

It's over!

No, he doesn't have to produce his Barnes & Noble gift certificates now!

If they are not valid, the store will just say so and not honor them. No federal crime there. They were a gift anyway!

Give it a rest!

Did you really think these "certificate" issues were going to get you to the White House?

Embarrassed for you.

Take a little time to think about theoretical metaphysics

Confusion without the marijuana!

Or the munchies!

Do you think Kate Middleton's old high school boyfriend is frantically calling her about right now?

"He's got a bald spot and receding hairline, you know! Pick up!"

Jason Whitlock

Born on today's date, Jason Whitlock.

"Black people think I am too hard on black people. They write me and tell me I am a sellout. White people say I play the race card too much. I don't have an agenda when it comes to racial issues. There is enough stupidity on both sides of America's black-white dilemma to keep me typing for years."

Haley Barbour announces he will not run for President

Apparently he raised quite a bit of cash.

Unfortunately for him, Confederate money doesn't get you very far.

If you live in a big city....

....there is a very good chance that you are less than 100 yards from something really messed up.

I hope this didn't take as much effort....

....and slave labor as the Great Pyramids.

If you have a store that sells signs....

.....you sure better have a pretty freaking awesome sign on the front.

Would you get a haircut from an unkempt barber?

Fail!

Michael Myers serial killer fantasy camp

"You're moving too fast! Slow down!

Be much more deliberate!

No No No! Don't hide it!

Show the knife! Why so subtle?

Yeah, there you go! Dangle it!"

I sure hope I don't swallow any moths today

Or borscht.

You know, white supremacists....

....are probably the best argument against white supremacy.

Just sayin'.

Albert King

Born on today's date, Albert King.

"If you got a woman that's cold
Nine times out ten she can't be stole
If you got a woman that's hot as fire
You can waive your woman bye-bye
If she's hot she knows she's hot
Then you can't please her with what you got"

Cold Woman with Warm Hearts

If you ever feel old....

....watch 10 minutes of the Real World and thank the Lord that you are in fact "old".

Instant "pick-me-upper"!

The 50's would be offended by us

It called "progress" you know.

Something nobody will ever say

"The music these music these days is no good! Not like back in my day when we had the Spin Doctors and Blues Traveler."

Is Ikea going to do a promotion for this movie?

You know, being a Nordic company and all.

Kate is older than William?!

Come again!

This is mind-boggling!*

So what about his dad's bad experience!

I really think he is overreacting here!

*I remember in high school, one guy in our circle of (guy) friends picked up a girlfriend who was one grade older than us. This freaked us out a little. I remember we told him, "You can't do that! She is older than you.". As I recall, he simply responded "Why? I really like her. She is cool with it." We were stymied.

Bud Wilkinson

Born on today's date, Bud Wilkinson.

"Losing is easy. It's not enjoyable, but it's easy."

Paris' advice to Lindsay

"120 days?!

Cry in jail! Like hysterically!

Don't stop!

They will convert it to minutes!

No No! Don't do the bail thing!

Do it this way!"

So John McCain is in Libya?

I think I could go for another POW situation about right now.

Hey Earth!

Don't know if you noticed but nobody celebrated Earth Day this year.

Yeah, it was the "quake thing".

Maybe next year.

We're not a bunch of sheep you know!

Oh and recycling has been down lately.

We need to work together, you know!

They got a pretty strong Union....

....so I don't know if I would push it.

So scientists have discovered 657 more barrier islands!

Apparently they were not looking very hard previously but with the assistance of satellite imagery, they have now identified 657 previously unknown islands.

Wow!

I bet those Survivor producers are really breathing a sigh of relief!

Peter Frampton

Born on today's date, Peter Frampton.

Woke up this morning with a wine glass in my hand.
Who's wine? What wine?
Where the hell did I dine?
Must have been a dream.
I don't believe where I've been.
Come on, let's do it again.

Did you know....

....that all books are just different combinations of the same 26 letters?

A publisher's scam if you ask me.

I bet his name isn't even Jack!

Sample names from my spam box

Taka Allasane
Rufai Garba
Michael Smith
Usman Bless
Madu Alihadji
Marriam Gobah

If I was a consultant to the "spam" industry, the first thing I would work on with them would be the "fake name" thing.

Fake names are kind of a turn off to "potential customers/people you are trying to scam". That on top of the fact that it is coming via email spam is a "double fail".

A lot of room for improvement if you ask me.

A lot of potential though!

So Nathan's has added a women's division to their hot dog eating contest

Now that's hot!

What took them so long!

You know, Jesus talked about gay people....

....about as much as he talked about monster trucks.

Just sayin'.

Crispin Glover

Born on today's date, Crispin Glover.

George McFly: Lorraine, my density has brought me to you.
Lorraine Baines: What?
George McFly: Oh, what I meant to say was...
Lorraine Baines: Wait a minute, don't I know you from somewhere?
George McFly: Yes. Yes. I'm George McFly. I'm your density. I mean...your destiny.

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