Fools!

You don't let kids walk around a graveyard unattended!

Who are they kidding?

NOBODY ever wanted sugar poured on them.

And nobody ever called him the "Gangster of Love" either.

We're not idiots.

Hey Americans!

You do realize I never asked to be mentioned in your "one country" loyalty pledge, don'tcha?

Oh and about that portrait. I never "sat" for that. Also I came from the Middle East and I never ever saw another person that looked anything like that, let alone me. Not Nordic or related to Thor or anything like that.

Oh and about this "worshipping" thing....

I probably went to over 30 hockey games last year

Never saw a NASCAR shirt.

Not a one.

Don't even know who "Sam Bass" is.

I know Wayne Gretzky but....

Oh no!

Which one of these attorneys' daughters do we have to tolerate in 15 years?

Thanks Mom!

You know for not letting me "drown in the pool" even though I probably really got on your nerves a lot!

There were so many days I could've just been "sent swimmin'" without supervision!

I was just reading that with the end of the Space Shuttle program, the Florida Space Coast economy has been slammed

There's gotta be some stuff we can launch!